It was a busy weekend! But fortunately I took time out of my son’s graduation BBQ to prepare for Man-Titty Monday. This week’s theme: Get a grip!
There’s a genre of hot guy photos that depict entirely nude luscious men who have a grip on their... business. These photographs are enjoyable because they display so much, but they also provide an element of frustration because they don’t show it all.
I suspect part of what makes these photos so hot is that they don’t show everything. There’s more tension when you hold something back — that’s true in fiction, too — as opposed to when you give someone everything they want all at once. You stare because no matter how much you look you’re not quite fulfilled.
I wonder what one of these photo shoots is like. “One, two, three — grab yourself!” Click! And then I wonder... Do they need volunteers? I could free up some time to hold these men’s packages, I’m sure.
Am I the only one who thinks a tasteful photo of a man holding himself is darned sexy? There’s something about the fact that he’s touching himself — but not in an overt sexual way — that creates sexual tension.
This last photo might be my favorite. Hard to say. Choosing from among these men is not easy. It’s like choosing from among decadent chocolate desserts. You want to taste them all rather than having just one.
But let’s try for a vote anyway? Which of these men would you like to get a grip on? They’re numbered 1 through 4. I’ll cast my vote for Number 4.
I hope that the rush of hormones and adrenaline has lifted your spirits and given you something to smile about on what would otherwise be just another dreary Monday.
Have a great day, everyone!